Impact Wrestling Results (09/27): Edwards/Impact vs. Moose/Kross
Friday, September 28, 2018
On last week's show, Trevor Lee took on Eli Drake in a Singles Match, King faced Kronus, The Lucha Brothers battled Rich Swann & Matt Sydal and Impact World Champion Austin Aries defended his Impact World Title against El Texano in the main event.
On this week's show, Impact Knockouts Champion Tessa Blanchard defended her Impact Knockouts Title against Faby Apache, Jake Crist faced "The Machine" Brian Cage in a Singles Match, The Desi Hit Squad took on LAX in a Non-Title Match and Eddie Edwards & Johnny Impact battled Moose & Killer Kross in a Blockbuster Main Event Matchup. Let's get right into the action on this week's show.
This week's show opens up with Josh Matthews & Don Callis recapping last week's show and welcoming us to this week's show. We then head to the ring and get right into the first match as Impact Knockouts Champion Tessa Blanchard sets to defend her Impact Knockouts Title against Faby Apache.
Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Faby Apache (Impact Knockouts Title Match): Apache kicks Blanchard in the face. Apache stomps Blanchard in the corner. Blanchard lands a few strikes. Apache counters a clothesline with a reverse facebuster. Rana by Apache. Blanchard kicks out. Blanchard tries the Buzzsaw but Apache reverses it. High knee by Blanchard. Apache kicks out. Short arm clotheslines by Blanchard. Apache trips Blanchard into a modified death lock. Blanchard gets to the ropes. Apache hits the angel’s wings for a near fall. Apache puts Blanchard on the top rope. Blanchard knocks Apache off the top. Blanchard hits Magnum. Apache somehow kicks out. Blanchard hits the Buzzsaw DDT for the win. Winner & Still The Impact Knockouts Champion: Tessa Blanchard
After the match, Blanchard says that she is The Knockouts Champion. Blanchard then says that she has defeated everyone in the locker room and the best in Mexico. Blanchard then says that she is the diamond of The Knockouts division. Taya Valkyrie appears on the screen and challenges Blanchard to a match at Bound for Glory for The Impact Knockouts Title.
We head backstage where Alisha Edwards yells at Eddie Edwards for trying to take on three men last week. Johnny Impact walks in and says that they have a common enemy and have to work together tonight.
We head to another area backstage where Sami Callihan tells Jake Crist that he is facing Brian Cage tonight. Jake is less than enthusiastic about it. Dave Crist looks on just as confused as the rest of us. Callihan hypes up Jake. Jake fires up and screams about how he is going to win.
We head to the streets of Mexico where Eli Drake talks about trying everything in Mexico City and his Bound For Glory Matchup.
Jake Crist w/Dave Crist & Sami Callihan vs. "The Machine" Brian Cage: Cage drives Jake into the corner. Cage misses a clothesline. Jake hits the ropes. but Cage back body drops him. Cage runs into the ring post. Jake works over Cage’s injured shoulder/arm. Jake puts Cage in a hanging triangle. Cage picks up Jake and does a powerbomb knee backbreaker. 619 by Cage. Twisting top rope elbow drop by Cage. Jake kicks out. Sit out Alabama slam by Cage. Jake kicks out again. Jake lands a series of kicks. Jake gets a near fall. Cage and Jake fight on the top rope. Jake hits a cutter off the top rope. Cage kicks out at one. Cage hulks up. Jake tries to leave the ring but Callihan tells him to get back in there. Jake turns around and runs right into the Drill Claw. Winner: "The Machine" Brian Cage
After the match, oVe attacks Cage. The lights go out and Dave Crist is gone. Pentagon Jr. and Fenix have Dave tied up backstage. Penta and Fenix beat down Dave before giving him a double superkick. Callihan turns around and Cage clotheslines Callihan and Jake. Cage dives over the top onto Jake and Callihan.
We head backstage where Austin Aries says that Texano gave his best shot last week but he came up short. Aries then says that he always takes care of business. Aries then says that he feels sorry for the guys later tonight. Moose then says that Edwards is starting to get to him a little bit. Moose then says that tonight Edwards is going to find out. Kross then says that tonight he is going to make Johnny Impact, Johnny Neck-brace.
We then get a GWN Flashback Moment Of The Week where AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels took on LAX.
We head to another area backstage where Katarina says that she has a gift for Joe Hendry and Grado. Katarina then introduces them to her Friend, Murder Clown. Katarina then says that next week Hendry is going to go one-on-one with Murder Clown.
We head to another area backstage where Scarlett Bordeaux says that she is starting a worldwide talent search. Scarlett then says that whatever man or woman wins will get her attention 24/7.
The Desi Hit Squad w/Gama Singh vs. LAX w/Konnan: Santana misses a standing moonsault. Ortiz and Santana land a double facebuster. Falling headbutt by Ortiz. Ortiz gets a near fall. Raju lands a running knee after Singh trips Ortiz. Raju gets a near fall. The Desi Hit Squad take turns beating down Ortiz. Ortiz manages to tag in Santana. Santana lands a splash off the top. Sick kick by Santana. Topé suicida by Santana. Raju sends Ortiz out of the ring. The Desi Hit Squad hit a combo sweep/backstabber. Ortiz DVDs Singh into Raju. Cannonball by Santana. LAX hits the Street Sweeper for the win. Winners: LAX
After the match, King and The OGz appear on the screen. King says that Konnan is a phony and a leech. King then burns the mask that Konnan lost in a match in Mexico City.
We then get a house ad promoting The 2018 Impact Wrestling Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony.
We head backstage where Fallah Bahh reads KM a bedtime story. KM then thanks Bahh for taking care of him while he is hurt. KM then asks Bahh to get revenge.
We head to another area backstage where Tessa Blanchard accepts Taya Valkyrie’s Bound For Glory Title Challenge.
Allie & Kiera Hogan vs. Su Yung & The Undead Bridesmaid: Allie lands a few stiff forearms. Yung tags in the Bridesmaid. Allies tags in Hogan. Hogan and Allie land a few strikes. The Bridesmaid catches Hogan with a springboard splash for a near fall. Hogan surprises the Bridesmaid with a rana. Allie lands a sliding clothesline. Allie turns around and Yung PKs her on the apron. Combo neck and backbreaker by Yung and the Bridesmaid. Figure four German by the Bridesmaid. Yung and the Bridesmaid take turns working over Allie. Hogan gets the hot tag and clears the ring. Yung kicks out after a running bulldog by Hogan. Hogan and Allie double kick the Bridesmaid. Yung puts Hogan in the Mandible Claw. Allie superkicks Yung to break the hold. Hogan hits her finisher on Yung for the win. Winners: Allie & Kiera Hogan
We head to a location somewhere in Mexico where Rich Swann tells Matt Sydal that he is done with the meditation and the yoga crap and that he just wants to whoop some a**. Swann then tells Sydal to get ready for next week.
Commentary then recaps everything that has happened so far in the show and tells us all of the matches that will be taking place on next week's show.
Eddie Edwards & Johnny Impact vs. Moose & Killer Kross w/Austin Aries: Kross backs Edwards into the corner. Impact tags himself in. Kross sends Impact down to the mat. Impact kips up. Kross and Impact struggle to gain control. Moose tags in but as soon as Edwards tags in Moose tags right back out. Edward and Impact take turns working over Kross. Kross takes Impact over with a northern lights suplex. Kross rolls through and lands a release fisherman’s suplex. After the break, Kross destroys Edwards with a spine buster. Moose tags in and pounds on Edwards. Moose and Kross take turns beating down Edwards. Edwards manages to tag in Impact. Impact tees off on Kross. Shinning wizard by Impact. Kross kicks out. Kross gets caught in the ropes. Edwards kicks Kross in the chest. Impact hits the sliding German suplex. Impact misses the Countdown to Impact. Kross runs over Impact. Edwards and Moose tag in. Edwards takes Moose off the top with a rana. Kross breaks up the pin. T-bone suplex by Kross. Impact leaps up into the crowd. Impact hits the moonlight drive on the floor to Kross. Impact disaster kicks Moose. Edwards blue thunder bombs Moose for a near fall. Everyone kicks everyone. Aries gets in the ring. Aries is about to hit Impact with the Impact championship. Impact rips the title out of Aries’ hands and hits Aries with it. Edwards hits Kross with the kendo stick. Moose Spears Edwards for the win. Winners: Moose & Killer Kross
After the match, Aries and Moose kicks Edwards out of the ring. We get replays and comeback to the heels celebrating in the ring as Impact Wrestling goes off the air.