IMPACT Wrestling Results (10/04): oVe vs. The Lucha Bros & Cage
Friday, October 5, 2018
This week's episode of IMPACT Wrestling opens up with a recap of last week's match between Tessa Blanchard & Faby Apache. Taya Valkyrie then challenges Blanchard to a title match at Bound for Glory. We also see what went down between oVe, Brian Cage, Fenix & Pentagon Jr. We then get more hype for Impact World Champion Austin Aries taking on Johnny Impact at the upcoming PPV.
Josh Matthews & Don Callis then welcomes us to the show and we head right to ringside for the first match of the evening.
Rich Swann vs Matt Sydal: Sydal and Swann shake hands. Sydal points his finger at Swann’s third eye. Swann sends Sydal out of the ring. Dive by Swann. Swann sends Sydal back into the ring. Swann takes Sydal over with a head scissors followed by a scorpion kick. Sydal catches Swann with a boot. Swann falls out of the ring. Sydal and Swann trades punches outside the ring. Sydal crawls under the ring. Swann wonders around trying to find Sydal. Swann looks under the ring and Sydal hits Swann in the face with a foreign object. Swann runs into a sidewalk slam. Swann lands a head kick for a near fall. Handspring cutter by Swann. Sydal kicks out. Sydal tries his pop up rana off the top. Swann lands on his feet and superkicks Sydal. Swann tries a pop-up rana but Sydal turns it into a powerbomb off the second rope. Swann kicks out. Sydal tries his finish but Swann counters it into a head kick. Swann goes up top. All Ego Ethan Page runs down to the ring and powerbombs Swann into the ring. Sydal hits the Paige TurnHer for the win. Winner: Matt Sydal
We head backstage where Dave Crist is all freaked out that Fenix and Pentagon Jr. have magical powers from their previous attack on The oVe Member. Sami Callihan and Jake try to calm him down as Dave yells like a wacko. Callihan then says that in Fenix/Pentagon's home territory they plan on calling the duo out.
We head to another area backstage where Eddie Edwards thinks his wife is calling him, but it's actually Moose. Moose tells Edwards to meet him someplace and Edwards heads off.
Scarlett Bordeaux heads to commentary and Don Callis loses his mind to help her up to the table. He ends up sitting her in Josh's chair. She says that this is what makes Callis a 10 and Josh a 5. Callis then spills his water. Scarlett then says that she is out there to do some scouting.
In Ring Segment: Eli Drake
Eli Drake heads to the ring and gets on the mic. Drake says that it's open challenge season and that he is looking for one of the "tecnicos" to come out and get destroyed. Drake then throws in some Spanish throughout his promo and says that other luchadors can't "lucha like I lucha." La Parka makes his way down to the ring. He cuts a quick promo in Spanish against Drake and the two get ready for a match.
Eli Drake vs La Parka: Parka pushes Drake into the corner. Parka headbutts drake. Drake back peddles. Drake catches Parka with a neck breaker. Drake pulls a chair from under the ring. Parka kicks Drake in the gut. Facebuster by Parka. Parka picks up the chair. Before Parka can hit Drake with it, Drake rolls out of the ring. Drake leaves and takes the count out. Winner via Count-Out: La Parka
We head backstage where LAX is hanging out and The OGz suddenly show up. Konnan tries to keep the peace for a moment. The OGz then take the titles and the flag. Konnan tries to talk some sense into King. King ends up taking the tequila that's on the table. King spits it on Konnan. Homicide and Hernandez spill the drink on the titles and continue taunting the group. Konnan doesn't allow Ortiz and Santana to go after The OGz as they head out.
We head to another area backstage where Matt Sydal hypes up Ethan Page. Page tells Swann that he had a chance to follow the enlightened Sydal, but he'll be the one to do it instead. Sydal then says that Page and him are a tag team. Sydal then tells Swann to bring any partner he wants at Bound for Glory.
Murder Clown w/Katarina vs Joe Hendry w/Grado: MC tries to boot Hendry. Hendry avoids it and lands a high knee. MC takes Hendry out with a sick kick. MC puts Hendry in the tree of woe. Low dropkick by MC. Hendry surprises MC with a fallaway slam. MC clotheslines Hendry in the corner. MC destroys Hendry with a splash off the top for the win. Winner: Murder Clown
After the match, Murder Clown brings a table into the ring. Katarina low blows Grado. Murder Clown splashes Hendry through the table.
We head to a random location in Mexico City. Eddie Edwards walks into a building to find Moose and Alisha Edwards. She yells, but Moose tells him to drop the weapon and have a seat on the other side of a very long table. We then get close-up views of both Moose and Edwards. Edwards wants Moose to let Alisha go, but Moose passes on that. Edwards tries to talk some sense into Moose about teaming up with Killer Kross and Austin Aries. He says that they aren't his friends, but Moose doesn't like that. He reminds Edwards about when he was going through some stuff with Sami and Tommy, who was there for him? Edwards then says that Moose should just beat him up and let Alisha go. Alisha ends up throwing water in Moose's face and Edwards strikes, allowing her to get to the other side of the room and yell "Eddie!" over and over. Killer Kross shows up and tries to choke him out. Edwards digs his eyes. Alisha throws him his kendo stick. He whacks both guys and bails. Edwards and Alisha runs out of the building. Edwards stops and calls Johnny Impact to let him know that Austin Aries is currently by himself and Impact should get him. Impact agrees and heads off.
We head backstage where Impact is searching the building for Aries. He doesn't have much luck at first, asking multiple people where Aries is at. He thinks McKenzie is interviewing Aries and interrupts what they are doing. It's just some random person. Impact welcomes McKenzie back and heads off to look for some more.
In Ring Segment: Johnny Impact & Impact World Champion Austin Aries
Impact heads down to the ring. He just decides to call out Aries, who finally decides to come out. Aries out to the stage with a sling around his arm. The champ takes a mic and cautiously gets in the ring. Aries says that he has suffered some injuries as a result of Impact smacking him in the head with his own title. Aries then says that he has concussion, nerve damage in his arm, he twisted his ankle and has a bad back. Impact then says not to worry, he wants to get Aries at Bound for Glory. Impact then says that he is not about finding "goons" to help them out. Impact then says that the title should be about Aries vs. Impact. Impact then wonders if Aries will come out at Bound for Glory by himself just like he did tonight.
Aries then says that Impact has his word Killer Kross and Moose won't come out to the ring during that match because he doesn't need anyone to beat him. Aries cracks a joke about Impact having a whole lot of names, "You have been putting a lot of eggs into 15 Easter baskets, and you haven't filled one of them yet." Aries then says that he's the mastermind of pro wrestling while Impact is just a jack of all trades, but not a master of anything. Impact is getting a little heated and asks if Aries is done. Aries says that he is not. Aries then says that Impact "looks" like he should be the champion, but he's a really good "pretend pro wrestler." Aries then lays out what's going to happen at The PPV. Aries then says that Impact is going to have all the flash, but no substance, and Aries is going to retain that title.
Aries then says that Moose ended up joining him after he realized he couldn't beat Aries, so Impact should do the same. Impact finally gets on the mic and says that he could either beat Aries, or go with the second option of working with Aries. Impact then says that he would rather get stretchered out than follow Aries. So, Aries says that if that's the case there's only one thing to do and smacks Impact in the face with the microphone. He tosses the sling and tries to hit Impact with the title. Aries misses and Impact kicks Aries, then hits starship pain. Aries rolls to the floor as Impact holds up the title.
We head backstage where Brian Cage says that he is coming out to the ring to take out oVe at the end of the night. Cage then says that he is going to first go after The Crist Brothers and then will take out Callihan.
We head to another area backstage where The Desi Hit Squad argue about their recent loss and how they have to go back to the line. Gama Singh shows up and smacks them then yells that next week they are going to face each other to find out who is the weak link.
We head to a dressing room backstage where Scarlett talks with Jack Evans who shows her his moves (a backflip). She bumps into Puma King and finds his outfit "kinky." She then talks with Trevor Lee and Petey Williams who tells Lee to get up. Williams gives her a pitch about why she should give him all of her attention. Williams shows her the secret to the canadian destroyer. Williams then says that for her to give him the move he has to put his head between her legs. Lee can't believe that Williams is just trying to hit on her. Williams just says that it is his time. She then says maybe they should take it out to the ring and they agree.
We head backstage where Fenix and Pentagon Jr. talk with oVe. Fenix says that he can't believe oVe wants to call them out in Mexico. Pentagon then says that they are not in Ohio and they will see why Fenix and Pentagon Jr. are the best tag team in the world.
Kiera Hogan w/Allie vs Su Yung w/Bridesmaid: Yung tries to attack Hogan but it backfires. Hogan lands multiple strikes. Running corner dropkick by Hogan. Hogan tries a rana but Yung reverses it into an inverted Alabama Slam. Yung chokes Hogan in the corner. Yung misses a boot in the corner. Running elbow by Hogan. Basement superkick by Hogan. Yung rolls out of the ring. Suicide dive by Hogan. Yung tries the Panic Switch. Hogan reverses it into a sit out powerbomb for a near fall. Hogan goes up top. The Bridesmaid grabs Hogan’s foot. Allie knocks the Bridesmaid off the apron. Yung palm strikes Hogan and Allie. Yung lands the panic switch for the win. Winner: Su Yung
After the match, more bridesmaids bring out a coffin. Allie gets back in the ring and hammers away on Yung, but Allie is held back for a moment by a bridesmaid. Yung pulls out that nasty glove. Allie fights back. Yung finally locks in the mandible claw. Allie looks like she's going into the coffin, but Hogan jumps in to save her. Yung tosses Hogan into the coffin as Allie yells out for her friend.
We head backstage where Allie is having a "slight" breakdown about Kiera getting tossed into the coffin. Allie then says that she knows what she has to do.
We then get a hype video for the match between Impact Knockouts Champion Tessa Blanchard and Taya Valkyrie at Bound for Glory.
In Ring Segment: oVe
oVe heads out to the ring. Sami Callihan gets on the mic and tells the crowd to shut up. He then reminds everybody that at Bound for Glory it will be oVe Rules against Brian Cage, Fenix & Pentagon Jr. Callihan then says that they don't want to wait, they want to do it right now as we go to a commercial break.
oVe vs The Lucha Bros & Brian Cage: Fenix tries to walk the ropes but Jake and Callihan crotch him on the top rope. Rolling neck breaker by Callihan. Fenix kicks out. Callihan tries to rip off Fenix’s mask. The heels work over Fenix. Fenix finally makes the tag to Cage. Cage clears the ring. Cage German suplexes both Crist brothers at the same time. Callihan boots Cage in the face. Cage squares up with Callihan. Callihan pushes the referee down to cause the DQ. Winners via DQ: The Lucha Bros & Brian Cage
After the match, Pentagon hits a lungblower on Dave. Fenix flattens Dave. Jake with a spinning power slam into the corner. Cage gets a couple of kicks to the face, then hits a jumping knee on Jake. Cage with a dead-lift superplex that takes out literally everyone out on the floor. Callihan is back up on his feet as he swings away on Cage. Fenix with a corkscrew plancha on the group. Everybody is down now, but that doesn't last long. The brawl continues out on the floor between both sides. The show literally ends with people still swinging on each other.